Should we wipe out vampire bats?

[hecep]

“Should we wipe out vampire bats?”

Only if Trump’s body happened to be completely covered by them. Collateral damage is acceptable.

[LutherBlisset]

If someone actually tried to wipe out vampires, I would probably be the one to put a stake through their heart.

Just saying.

[Brainspore]

@Alvin_Goodman

I hear things like this and wonder who’s payroll is he on? No one advocates the end of a species like this without some deep-rooted motivation. Money, racial hatred?

What well-funded organization would have a murderous vendetta against bats?

[FGD135]

@Brainspore

What well-funded organization would have a murderous vendetta against bats?

Yes, it’s a bit of a riddle, isn’t it.

[anon85905360]

@Boundegar

Do animal rights depend on the cuddly cuteness of the animal?

yes…

[Wanderfound]

@MaiqTheLiar

What good are humans for the bats?

-John Muir, My First Summer in the Sierras

[popobawa4u]

They are so much more relaxed afterwards. Bat enemas have long been a fetish of mine.

[ChuckV]

Should we wipe our vampire bats’ butts?

[LDoBe]

I get it. But a parasite’s existence is contingent on the victim choosing not to cut them off. The benefit vampire bats contribute could be better served with non-mammal-eating bats and other animals.