This is as close as I expect to see you admitting an error of judgement.
Actually I have NFI if you’re being sarcastic when you say you’re ‘itching’ to discuss what the thread was supposedly meant to be about, because your headline was nothing like:
‘Uber-douchey reaction to criticism of this image, because critic female’
Almost seems like you were trying to disprove the ‘because’ there, by clutching your pearls over the pic and straw-manning up your own uber-douche.
Uber-douche says - hi, get stuffed.