Sinkhole opens in front of Mar-a-Lago, funny tweets abound

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@kuzzer

Sink hole, schmink hole: it’s a black hole of despair that will only get larger over the coming days. The tarmac is only the beginning, I tells ya! The. Beginning!!

I’ll keep that in mind as I sink back into my Spanish hammock, fart, and sip on a huge Pina Colada.