Nah, they know what’s up. The Federal Flood Insurance Program will keep raising my rates 5% to 15% a year, so those houses can be rebuilt on my dime. They just move into their winter homes until the new place is built.
Remember Chris Christie hugging Barack Obama after Sandy? That’s the image you want, right there, that’s exactly how it works. When the rich have a little problem, there’s a bipartisan bailout. But when a bunch of poors in Louisiana or Puerto Rico are underwater, that’s completely different…
