Why are you so insistent upon yucking on my yum? Apple already owns one of the most popular gaming platforms around, the iPhone, and progress in any Apple Arcade game on the iPhone is automatically carried over to the iPad and the Mac (or the other way around).
I didn’t plan on getting Apple Arcade, but I got the Apple One subscription because I like Apple Music more than Spotify (and Apple Music runs on Android), and wanted to watch Foundation on AppleTV+, so Apple Arcade was a freebie. But now I find most of the games I play are ones I found in the Apple Arcade archives.
So yeah. Not the satire you thought, bucky. Now get offa ma lawn!
