I believe the Apple Watch is the straightest way to tell your entourage “I’m a schmock”.
Oh, by the way: not everyone who wears an analog watch does it for fashion. There are still people in the world who actually wear a watch so they can check the time. Mine is from the 70’s and I found it in my neighbor’s trash. A fine old swiss watch. Go figure. It’s not very fashionable but it tells the time with outmost precision and never needs to be connected to a powert source.
