Smugglers are sawing through Trump's border wall with a $100 cordless cutter

  1. From the article, they’re using putty, colored to look like a weld at a cursory glance.

  2. Border guards have adopted the high-tech test of giving the bollards a good kick.

Next move:

  1. Smugglers wrap duct tape around the base of every bollard.

  2. Numerous border guards take sick leave with foot injuries.

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