Snowden doesn't appear in Google's top 2013 searches

To people who actually paid attention to what congress was doing after 9/11, it wasn’t news to find out about the way intelligence services were told to do things. Also, to people who have even a basic understanding of information tech, it wasn’t news that the cops had to be looking at everyone they passed to notice the guys running out the back of the liquor store with a sack.

tl:dr, sorry, we’re just not that into him.