So what's this UrbanDaddy portfolio on my mobile screen?

I think maybe someone else should be the one to ask; he was an epic douche to me the last time we spoke… and as you can probably imagine, my limited diplomatic abilities were no match for my rage at a Mod, let alone Editor, diving into the gutter to straw-man me like he’s some kind of left-wing Rush Limbaugh; that dude can really troll.

That was like half a year ago, and I still think twice about posting in his threads, let alone sending any likes his way.