Software to trick your boss so you can take a break

It almost makes me want to cry reading this because you reinforce this with further comments that this is without irony or sarcasm.
Are there really people like you around?
I don’t think I know many people who would choose the right path over expedience anymore, especially in management though labor is apathetic too after all of the abuse. Things seem broken anymore and the only social contract left is the one enforced by the sheriff and the courts.