If I had a fiver for every time some witty dinner companion quipped “Haha! Hey! You know what PETA really stands for? People Eating Tasty Animals!!”, I’d be able to buy a whole bunch of Impossible Burgers.
Har dee har, you rubbed your hamburger on my veggie burger while I was in the bathroom? Oh, you cad.
At some point, I just started telling people I was eating veggies because I was watching my weight.
