An engineer told his manager, "This project is the pits
A stinking crock of horse manure that gives me nausious fits,"
The manager went to his boss and passed the word along
“It’s a pot of fertilizer and its smell is awfully strong.”
It comes from…
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Mushrooms, Mushrooms, keep them in the dark
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, I heard the boss remark
You feed them bits of bullshit til they can’t take any more
When they stick their heads up cut them off and
Ship them out the door
