Sorry, there’s prior art. I had a book as a kid full of wacky Victorian patents, including a kind of porous butt-plug filled with kapok soaked in the scent of your choice. Also, there was an automatic hat-raiser, powered by clockwork, for the gentleman encumbered with parcels (or possibly unencumbered with arms) who needed to politely raise his hat to a Lady in the street and could not.
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