One day a teacher had “show and tell” in class.
“Class, does anyone have anything they’d like to share for show and tell?”
A little boy named Billy raised his hand.
“Yes, Billy?”
“Yesterday we made our cats drink gasoline.”
“Oh my God!” the teacher gasped. “What happened?”
“Well they started running around backwards! Backwards in circles, all over the yard. Just spinning around in backwards circles. Finally they ran into each other ass first!”
“Now Billy, don’t say ‘ass,’ say ‘rectum.’”
“Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em both!”
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