Sperm extraction machine yours for $13,000

Pffft, everybody knows that heat is the enemy of quality sperm and what generates heat? Friction! It is a crime to pay so much for a device that delivers a glass of substandard jizz juice.
Try my Spermio™ – cold pressed sperm extractor…


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