Spoiler: the watermelon explodes when you run 20,000 volts through it

#21

I assume they’d smell like pine.

#22

I wonder how many people out there would get that. Oh, well.

Anyway, here’s one for the road:

#23

You will be charged with battery.

#24

And you don’t run volts “through” things, but at least that’s a common misphrasing.

#25

That’s what basements and your crazy uncle’s garage are for.

#26

Works pretty well with a rat, according to some bored engineers I heard of. Their theory is that high voltages cause the current to follow the skin of the rat (electrons repelling each other, skin effect), while low voltages go through the inside of the animal, doing more damage.

#27

choppin anions over here :joy:

#28

With a hint of fjords…

#29

Oddly enough, I’m given to understand that they’re frequently found perched in… the Larch.

#30

Shocking!

I know, I know…low hanging fruit.

Hey, all the good puns were already made. Watt ohm I supposed to do?

What do they have the power to charge him with? Impeding an arrester? Unless he does this with high frequency, his lawyer will just say it’s a load.

♬Watt is love?
Baby don’t hertz me, baby don’t hertz me…♫

#31

Those nerds make me nervous. Someone is going to get hurt.

#32

♬XOR

#33

Resist! Cycling will get you nowhere, insulate yourself from the potential or you will be rectified.

#34

There’s always capacitance for more puns. Stop trying to short circuit the conversation with your negative feedback.

#35

who do you have your ion?

eta: anode it’s terrible, but I couldn’t transform it into anything exciting

#36

Sadly, there’s no rectifying that.

#37

Wot? Nobody else remembers what to do after the watermelon explodes? you do it at a party, and after the explosion, you all go into the woods and have a piece.
(sophomore humor from when I was a sophomore)

#38

That’s not for meter say.

#39

LOL. Very nicely done.

#40