Honestly, if buying a plane ticket is a viable option, you don’t have a problem.
And,
Libel factory Lulu, the “strictly for women” social network
on which jilted broads can besmirch the names of men who’ve dumped them
Nuh-uh, it’s the first-ever app for girls.
I tried to log in, and it said: “Dude, you’re a dude.” The button that let me enter anyway says, “Get me laid!”
I don’t think the author is the only dick involved here.
