Problem is, given Trump’s penchant for reading, you lost him by that that first quotation mark.
Trump likes looking at two things: himself and his (blëch) admirers. His mouth moves for only two reasons: to fill his gaping, hateful maw with food and to allow sound waves to exit. His auditory cortex fully processes only those sounds which, after initial-stage review, are deemed by his spineless neurons plausibly indicative of ego threat or praise.
I’d call him a Vogon in human clothing, but Vogons are also known for writing poetry.
