Steven Mnuchin and Louise Linton may have used a government plane to watch the eclipse

Sounds like the plot to a bad sitcom episode:

“Guys! The Treasury Secretary is coming tomorrow! We’ve got to get all the gold back here, now!

“Oh crap oh crap oh crap. Nobody panic! Um… We’ll get a mirror! Stick it in the back of the vault, and it will look like there’s twice as much there as there actually is. He’ll never know!”

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