I was visualizing an extremely long road from John O’Groats to Wiltshire, covered in log rollers. And heavy stones.
But.
The logs are all from trees cut to proper size by trained beavers, who have been bred for purpose by the druids, themselves having been bred for purpose by space aliens, who have been bred for purpose by the Scottish stones themselves, who knew that it would be impossible to teach any of the actors involved the ancient esoteric Tibetan Levitation of Heavy Stuff Using Overtone Singing and Other Frequencies technique.
