I can see a little outrage,
“That custom vibrating unicorn penis must have cost at least a hundred bucks, and they just left it here!”
When I was working at a gas station for a while, my boss told me a story about how she was taking out the trash by the pumps (perhaps one of the most disgusting jobs I have ever performed… people in these parts like their chewing tobacco *shudder*.) She found a tremendous dildo someone had thrown away, along with a vial of lube. She told me that she wrapped it up in paper towels, brought it into the store and walked up to the person who was cashiering at the time. With a completely straight face, she confronted her with the dildo yelling, “GodDAMN it, how many times have I told you to leave your stuff at home!”
