Stop leaving your sex toys in hotels

For some reason I’m getting more of a humorous hard-boiled detective novel with some speculative fiction vibe. Sex toys in the future… shape changing, learning, semi-aware items more discreet than the ken-doll sexbots that stuck out like a sore thumb and required almost as much maintenance as the flesh and blood version.

The ball pit would be writhing mass of sexual pleasure. Even dipping your hand into it could send the average person into sensory overload.

Oh god. I think you just invented a new fetish.

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