Stuck in Space: Starliner mission is "Gilligan's Island" in orbit

I don’t think that NASA having the NSA’s TAO guys rig Boeing’s computers to play “Space Oddity” on loop if the logged-in user is management level would be an adult or productive response to the problem; but as abuses of a largely unaccountable and highly sophisticated technological surveillance apparatus go it would be pretty entertaining. And there has to be someone in TAO who would grin just to see the incongruous requirement for a UEFI implant with MP3 and LDAP support.

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