Utterly irrelevantly and unrelated to the thread in any way whatsoever:
Irishman is looking for a job on a building site. The foreman looks dubious. The Irishman says “Ask me a question. Any question”
“OK, what’s the difference between a joist and a girder?”
“That’s easy. Joyce wrote Finnegans Wake and Goethe wrote Doktor Faustus.”
