Sweaty realdoll Marco Rubio quits Republican race

While I won’t use “Drumpf” because it reminds me too much of all the people who call the President “Obammy”, I did get a laugh out of “sweaty realdoll”, I don’t know why.

Maybe it’s because bodily fluids was the one thing keeping me from investing in a Realdoll. If they’ve solved that problem then it’s time to start saving my lunch money (but if it’s only available in the Rubio model, then forget it.)

(Sorry, too “grotesque”?)

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