A crappy katana and crappy wakizashi dating back to my high school D&D days.
Some sort of scimitar from the same time period.
A replica Sephiroth sword
A replica Fusion sword replica (also final fantasy)
Those last 2 I came into in my current phase (i.e. mid-30’s), because my baby brother and I have a Christmas prank war going on in which we buy each other ever larger and more useless gifts for Christmas. Last year I got a giant martini glass, and I gave him a copy of the Codex Seraphinianus.
That damn Sephiroth sword is like 8 and a half feet long, and there’s only one place in my condo I can store it. I think he’s winning.
