I cut my thumb half off in shop class cutting out letters to spell IRON MAIDEN (damn O). Shop teacher actually cussed when he saw me bleeding like a fire hydrant. Sent me to the nurse. Didn’t send anyone along with me. Walking down the long hallway. The light at the end got brighter and brighter. I guess someone found me past out and bleeding in the empty hall. I woke up in the nurses office. Ended up getting a few stitches. I like my little thumb scar now.
