Tabloid says Cuomo aide promised smear of Cynthia Nixon the day before it happened: "Jewish high holidays!"

Well the news and social media are freaking out as much about the tomatoes and capers as the bagel.

And when you get right down to it lox, cream cheese, tomato, and capers is a really hard core. Old school. NYC AF. Bagel order. The bagel shops have that shit for a reason.

And believe it or not various Lox setups on cinnamon raisin bagels is quitely a sort of (gross) cult thing around NY. I know a handful of people who are all about it. People are trying to play this like a pizza with a fork sort of flub. But its more like an anchovie slice while walking sort of thing.