Tasteful suburban real estate listing has tasteful sex dungeon

[Brainspore]

@Michael_Black

First, the outside of the house looks like the one Macaulay “Kevin McCallister” Culin lived in, a quiet suburban neighborhood, where anything could happen behind clised doors.

In the Home Alone reboot the term “Wet Bandits” had another meaning entirely, and Kevin’s booby traps involved a lot more electrified nipple clamps.