Trigger Warnings: tasteless pun (even more so than tots without ketchup), literal trigger-pulling, political satire, religious satire
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Little known fact: It is best to serve Tater Tots in even numbers.
Why? Not just so you don’t have to fight your dinner companion over the last one.
It is because that way you can offer victims of the latest mass shooting (alas, I don’t even need to check the news to use that phrase) your tots in pairs.
