Taylor Swift's boyfriend has a weird take on jambalaya

Since active athletes have begun running their own podcasts and YT channels an entire useless genre of sportswriting has emerged; cribbing 15 seconds of dialogue into an entire-ass article for clix. I’m happy for the guy, being one of the most electric players on my hometown team and a genuinely kind (and extremely generous) guy, and he and Taylor seem to make each other haply, so I have a very hard time understanding the second evolution of this into pop-sports paparazzi-enabled “writing”. It’s only slightly less disgusting than the constant reminder that half of the people watching the sport have had their experience corrupted by legalized gambling being shoved down everyone’s throat.

“I thought it was pretty good,” Kelce told reporters. “I mean, with the ‘stache right now, I look like a guy named Mr. Pfizer. Who knew I’d get into the vaxx war with Aaron Rodgers, man? Mr. Pfizer vs. the Johnson & Johnson family over there, man.”

For context, Aaron Rodgers, in spite of his deeply held convictions (:roll_eyes:), plays for the NY Jets, a team owned by Robert “Woody” Johnson, heir of pharmaceutical company Johnson & Johnson.

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