Ted Cruz, falling behind in the polls, agrees to debate Dem challenger Colin Allred

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  1. Feeds on microorganisms
  2. Good at designing transportation systems (plasmodial type)
  3. Good at working together (cellular type)
  4. In times of crisis, prepares for the next generation of spores instead of fleeing to Mexico
  5. Does not pretend sex is binary and in fact can have hundreds of types
  6. Genuinely doesn’t judge by color or even discern it

I’m sure there are many more advantages over Republicans in general, let alone Cruz.

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