Capitalist bootlicker: “My lord! Millennials have abandoned us! No matter what we do they refuse to show any interest in the stock market! They won’t stop talking about Bernie Sanders, the student loan debt we’ve saddled them with, and fixing our woefully inadequate and expensive healthcare system! What do we do?”
Capitalism: “The Millennials are a lost cause. We cut our losses. Indoctrinate their youngest siblings.”
