Teens think Vice is almost as cool as People Magazine

I suspect someone’s not doing a very good job of distinguishing “cool” from “cool!”

The former is:

“Sorry I’m late, the bus took forever.”
“S’cool, no worries.”

or

“Check out this new Google search where you can upload a picture and it’ll find ones that look like it!”
“Oh, cool.”

The latter is an affirmation of hip or stylish status:

“That jacket is awesome, where’d you get it?”
“Bought it in Japan over the summer.”
“That’s fuckin’ cool!”

or

“Check out this bootleg vinyl — a demo session with Mike Patton and Eugene Chadbourne.”
“Oh, cool!”

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