“The humans are talking slowly to me about the reproductive system again.”
“Again? I mean, well done to them for working it out after a couple of decades, but why do they assume we’re the slow learners here.”
“Yeah, never mind that I noticed the hormonal changes last week (without peeing on a stick, I might add), or the fact that they’ve been blatantly trying for a kid for months…”
“Aargh- TMI”
“Hey, you try living with it. Depraved naked monkeys. Ooh, it makes we want to disembowel something.”
" I gets you. You coming over to #23 later? They’ve got premium wet food, a new sofa to scratch, and no patronising bio 101."
“Sure. Catch you later, Larry.”
