It’s funny making me swear copiously because it’s true.
Also: Trump cancels visit to Denmark when they won’t sell him Greenland. (I kept having to recheck that it was an actual Donald Trump tweet and not a parody account.)
Also also: All the conservatives flipping out because the NYT did some articles about the history of slavery, and how, according to them, the writers were looking at it “through a racial lens” etc. It’s the weirdest self-parody, to the point where the Onion article about it was basically just expanding slightly on what was actually said.
