Texas corpse turns out to be discarded sex doll

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  1. Dress doll in appropriate thrift clothes
  2. Spraypaint head to toe in gold paint
  3. Under cover of darkness, pose on park bench
  4. Add tip jar
  5. Leave the scene expeditiously.
  6. Keep an eye on the news

(No, this is NOT from experience)

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*Small edit for snark clarity

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