SamSam:
I’m surprised they didn’t remove the Bible. Adam and Eve’s nudity may not be “questionable,” but the story of the old man getting himself rip-roaring drunk and then being spayed out naked in front of his kids sounds rather questionable to me…
Actually, they could have removed the book after the earlier “Butts and farts” ruling as well:
Isaiah 20:4 : “so the king of Assyria will lead away stripped and barefoot the Egyptian captives and Cushite exiles, young and old, with buttocks bared—to Egypt’s shame.”
I couldn’t find any explicit references to flatulence, unless this
Acts 2:2 : “Suddenly a sound like the blowing of a violent wind came from heaven and filled the whole house where they were sitting.”
is a reference to God having a sudden bout of gas…
Well, they just need to find another friendly judge who agrees that all references to guns and religion, for example, should be removed from libraries. /s
[Narrator: you don’t get to be a judge in Texas with attitudes like that! ]
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