Oh dear!
Oh no!
Whatever you do, don’t click this or circulate it far and wide!
https://twitter.com/LtlFreeLibrary
Don’t build a little free library, don’t paint it cheerful, eye-catching colors, don’t make it creative or unique, don’t stock it with interesting books donated by the community, and don’t put it up in a neighborhood that has people who read, especially children who read, in it! Or in an economically disadvantaged neighborhood!
Don’t put cans of food in it, in case there are people in need of a bit of pantry help either!
This has been a public “service” announcement brought to you by people who understand that every kid hears “do” and stops to think about things whenever a grownup says “don’t ever do” or expressly forbids something oddly specific.
ETA: grammar