Thanks to the magic of the internet I'm both an ordained minister and a certified project manager!

Actual conversation I heard last week:
New Director: what does that guy actually do?
Manager: well, he is a black belt, but he will tell you that.
New Director: Yeah, he’s already told me three times and I still don’t know what he does. Heck, Im a black belt too and he thinks we have some connection because of it?
Manager: haha, yes. Well, he produces all of those reports.
New Director: THOSE are HIS? Well lets find some work for him to do.

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