InB4 Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer. 
ETA
…his dad’s name: Praise-God Barebone. Wikipedia notes that Praise-God’s reputed middle name was similar to his son’s, and his full name was believed to be Praise-God Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone.
