Clearly you haven’t seen what silly string does to car paint.
Or how flammable it is.
I think my entire town/village has technically banned it.
I think the bigger problem with those things is that they appear to be based on this version of Spiderman:
Whose powers peak at a fanny pack full of Marlboros, 2 cans of dollar store silly string, and failing to entertain at your friend’s birthday party.
Think they currently come with a dart shooter though.
Where I’m at it was apparently because it was choking/poisoning rare water fowl.
