The best and worst fonts to use on your resumé, according to "typography wonks"

can you build a randomised font? e.g. transpose glyphs for the letters? so that code point 0x41 which is logical ‘A’ renders as ‘M’, code point 0x42 which is logical ‘B’ renders as ‘N’, etc. to create ROT13(Helvetica) as a font in it’s own right?