The best business card in the world

If you have a picture of yourself like this, it’s a travesty not to use it:

(Yes, those are fat stacks)

While I admire his philanthropy, the guy does seem like a self-aggrandising douche. He did show up with aid and approx $150,000 relief funds after the Japanese earthquake but he also paid for this 2-page ad to run in the NYT in 2012: