The best piece about Donald Trump published this election cycle

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@petzl

Cruz, is as far as can be determined from his Canadian birth certificate, is a natural-born reptilian. He collected Nixon Administration trading cards before Watergate, before they were ironic, and he collected them all. (His favorite: an autographed, gem mint of Donald Segretti, the original Dirty Trickster.)

He’s not even the Nixon fanboi in this race.