Hang on, hang on… see, the deal that Brexit has created food shortages in the UK.
And… well… there are now tomatoes growing gratis on the banks of waterways that have been, yes, inundated with raw sewage, thanks to the absence of those persnickety Nanny State regulations poor ol’ England had had to follow prior to its Brexit.
The waterways affected are doing terribly:
It’s horrible.
But hey: fresh tomatoes.
