Well, some say it may be an abbreviation of ‘malfunctioning’, but I’m sure Cory knows (a) that in which case it ought to be malf’ing (and either way it is the spawn of the devil), and (b) that it has another meaning (equally evil):
Malfing
Malfing: a depraved, necrophilic, sexual act that involves digging up a freshly buried female corpse that has decayed but whose body cavity has not yet burst and setting it on a table and placing one’s mouth on the vagina/vaginal/anal region whilst another jumps on the stomach of the corpse thus expelling with great force putrified organs/fluids into the mouth of the receiver to the enjoyment and pleasure for all those involved.
