The Dogwhistle

[bibliophile20]

@SpunkyTWS

Admittedly it’s a slight relief when it’s phrased in the form of a question instead of someone telling me I really should attend their church. And all I want to say in those situations is, “I called you because I needed a plumber, not a priest. Fix the sink and get out of my house. Please.”

I’ve had tutoring clients try to get me to attend church with them, even if (or especially if) I say that I’m Jewish.