She only acknowledged the fact she didn’t have a drop cloth big enough to cover a steaming lump the size of Godzilla. Anything smaller, she would have hit it with some whitewash and perfume, and declared victory.
I really love this quote: the machines are “locked away for 20 days after an election according to state law.” Riiiiiight, like that means they can’t be tampered with BEFORE the election. And of course, there’s always the question of who keeps the keys? Recount or not, this still stinks like last week’s fish.