Uh, how does he account for cable? Ostensibly, it was sold under the banner of ad-free programming once upon a time… So now it’s necessary for networks to demand money from me, and force me to watch their shitty, loud, repetitive, irritating, often borderline-fraudulent commercials?
What would he want next? Access to a usb port on me so they can pipe hot steaming shit directly into my amygdala?
